Hillbilly B****

0:00 I mean, one titty plus two, one plitty. One X plus two X. One titty plus two titty. Please put that in a blooper. Hey, speaking of three sheets of the wind. I got a what the f**k that's crazy to me. Sorry guys, I'm looking at porn right now. Oh, I'd hit that. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's skippity as f**k, yo. Skippity. Skippity as f**k, you're so dumb. You're like, it's cheating. I hate it when she's in black. Because sometimes I mute myself when I take my pants off. Thank you. I would not entire, entire, enter. Words are hard, man. Words are hard. In the words of Don, go f*** yourself. Yeah, go f*** yourself. Go f*** yourself. I don't know if this is like a wine spritzer or if it's like a malt beverage. Yeah, nobody gives a s***, okay, millennial? I'm Jake Jacobs. This is Sammy. This is the Don. And you're listening to What the F***. Welcome to What the Fuck, the podcast where we say all the things you're thinking. But fucking don't. Jesus. Yeah, you really shouldn't. Leave it to the professionals. Olivia Henderson goes by Livvy. Pretty popular TikToker. Also a door dasher. October 12th in Oswego, New York, she picked up an order for a Wendy's order. And on the order, it said leave at the front door. She

1:31 picks up the order. She gets to the house and she goes up to the front door. In her initial statement, she said that the door was wide open. And that's when she discovered the customer laying down on the couch with his pants down around his ankles. So she decides not to call the police, but to film this posted on TikTok with the dude's name, address, phone number, the whole nine yards. She posted like a screenshot of the door dash. On TikTok. His old schlong out there for the world to see. Is getting advice from TikTok professionals. She decided to file a sexual assault. She did go to the police, made a police report. The police investigated it. They went and talked to the gentleman, came back and basically said that this gentleman did indeed order some Wendy's, but he was indeed very intoxicated. And from the time he made the order on DoorDash and the time that it took to get the Wendy's food to him, he passed the fuck out. Now. How his pants came down to his ankles, no one knows. Some of the TikTok experts are saying he did that on purpose. You should be wiling out when you're drunk, man. But if you say that he did that on purpose, then why would you pass the fuck out and not get the reaction that you're looking for? So that's my only thing there. Now, she has since been deactivated by DoorDash, and so has he. So she's crying about that. think was they took it down but it's back up now they told her not to repost the video but she reposted the video anyway with him lying there naked and

3:02 they took the video back down again right because it's nudity you can't put that up there there's two factions there's factions that are on her side and there's factions that are like she's a fucking idiot number one i have been so drunk where i was hungry and i had the fucking munchies but i guarantee you if i was ever that drunk where i wanted food that goddamn bad I would not pass the fuck out. I would wait till I got the food first and then pass the fuck out. I would have ordered Taco Bell, frankly. Oh, true. Yeah, yeah. Wendy's, I don't know. I do enjoy a spicy chicken sandwich. Thank you, man. I'm right there with you. So there's a couple what the fucks there. What the fuck, number one, is why did she decide to film this and put it on TikTok? She wanted 15 minutes of fame. Yeah, but what part of you don't fucking do that? I think she's in her 20s. I don't know. She looks young. And then to claim. sexual assault dude was passed out he just wanted some fucking wendy's i hope he sues her for breaking and entering because she walked into a fucking house that she didn't that wasn't i'm pretty sure the police are now charging her with like trespassing and sexual she has been charged with two felonies yeah and the felonies are surveilling or surveillance photography and then using it for profit. She posted it on her TikTok, and she was gaining from it. Two Class E felonies. She was arrested, and she's decided to go with a public defender.

4:17 I don't know if that's such a great idea, but... Well, she probably ain't got any money. She doesn't really make the greatest decisions, so you know. The what the fucks are, why did you open the door when the order said leave at the front door? Correct. And then number two, after you did that, then why did you decide to film it and put it on TikTok? And the third what the fuck for me is, dude. Don't pass the fuck out before you get your fucking food, man. I mean, my only question in that whole thing is. The pants down thing, I'm still not, I don't get that. Maybe. I mean, maybe he was drunk and just started like really feeling himself. I'll say the quiet part out loud. Maybe he was drunk and while he was waiting on his food, he got a little horny and watching some porn and maybe decided to rub one out. Who knows? And in the middle of it, he passed the fuck out. I think she's a fucking idiot. Okay.

5:00 I think she's an idiot and she should have done what the instructions were, which was put at the door, take your picture, walk away. Yeah. That's all you needed to do. You didn't need to evade anybody's privacy, try to make a buck off of it and make them feel like shit. It would have been over. For all you know, he could have been going something real fucking rough and that's why he got drunk. And now you just added to the bullshit he's dealing with. Who knows? His girlfriend could have broken up with him and he was like real sad and depressed about it. Stressy, depressy, got drunk and then was like, and now I just want to eat my feelings. And then like. I don't know, was like, I miss her so much. Pass out. That's, in my brain, the scenario that happened. Don, what's your take? Oh, well, she illegally entered a man's domicile. What he's doing inside there is not her fucking business. He can have his pants fucking wrapped around his head like a fucking headband. I think what she did was just inhumane. You don't fucking walk into a man's house. You don't take pictures of him when he's passed out. You don't walk into anybody's house.

6:02 Without explicit permission. You don't walk into their fucking house. Exactly. If she somehow through that door saw that that man was actively like. He had a sword hanging out of his chest. Saw like a fire had started in the house or something like maybe then. Certain things are forgivable. Yes, by all means. Right. Yeah. This would be my response. If in fact that door was wide open, which it wasn't. And I looked in and like, all right, I'm not sure why somebody would have their door wide open. I'd look in and if I saw the guy there, I'd be like, oh shit. Sorry. Walked away. Exactly. Not my fucking business. Right. Now, here's the other thing, too, and not to be an animal. If the motherfucker was laying dead in there, it's not my fucking business. No, you're right. It's not my fucking problem. True. And I ain't going to make it my problem. I mean, if I were her, my brain logic would say.

6:47 If his door had been wide open and I looked in and I see a man looking disheveledly draped across a thing, half naked, looking like he's dead, I would not enter the domicile. However, I would potentially call 911 and be like, hey, I'm delivering a door dash. There's a dude in here who I can't tell if he's breathing. He's half naked. I don't know if he's been assaulted. Can you do a welfare check? This is the address. Yeah. Right. Hope all is well. Here you go. Like, that's what I would have done. That is the right thing to do. Because, like, in this day and age, with this type of situation, and even if you weren't hurt and you entered and he suddenly, like, woke up and was like, oh, my God, like, freaked out and, like, whatever. So, like, I would rather a cop be the one to show up and do some sort of wellness check to see if bro is okay than me enter and him potentially not be dead and just be like.

7:40 And then you accidentally wake him out of that blackout stupor, and he freaks the fuck out and hurts you without realizing what the fuck he's doing. And then you're hurt. He's naked. Shit's going down. Craziness ensues. And the Sammy scenario grows. You're hurt. He's naked. Dick everywhere. What are you going to do? So the police investigated it, and he copped to it. He's like, look, hey, I was drunk. I ordered Wendy's, and before you get there, I passed the fuck out. Legal. Yeah. And basically the cops said, you didn't do anything illegal. Just don't do it again. Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cop. Fuck you. It's legal. It's not your fucking business. I'm in my own property. I can walk around naked if I want to. And the other thing, too, is she was. seeking advice or she was getting advice from people on tiktok on what to do that's all a followers and likes thing which pisses me off she's being charged with two felonies but those two felonies have to do with taking pictures and posting them online illegal surveillance or whatever none of them cover the sexual assault charge that she attempted to put on this motherfucker which that should be a false sexual assault yeah filing a false police report that should be another felony right there that's just my opinion he would probably have to come back and sue her for that which You know, when's enough enough? Enough's enough, you know. I wonder if it was Baconator or I wonder what the order was. Oh, motherfucker. There ain't no spicy chicken sandwich. I don't want it. No, I'm just kidding. They're junior bacon cheeseburgers.

9:08 Dave's Double No Cheese. Spicy chicken sandwich. Fuck you. Baconator. All of those. Let me throw a food what the fuck your way. My wife and I, we live in St. Augustine, Florida. We got a lot of good restaurants and some not so good, but we like this one called Ford's Garage. Pull into Ford's garage. And I go to take a left turn. These people are standing in the road. And so I stop and I wait. And it's a bright sunlight. The sun's going down. This is dinner time. So they just kind of keep standing there. So I kind of inch up just ever so slightly. No big deal. That's when you pull out the old honk, honk, move, bitch, get out the way. They started moving, but really with half the speed of smell. So I started kind of rolling. And then. Knees to chest, bitch. It's a husband. Baby mama whose head moved like this. Oh, geez. She's got that bobble head.

9:57 And then a toddler. So little man syndrome. Dad, I'm assuming, comes up, like starts approaching my forerunner. So I roll the fucking window down. He's yapping out there. So I roll the window down. I'm like, hey. He's like, you know, you better watch where you go. You want to fucking hurry? I'm like. Yeah, a little bit. I said, I apologize. I'm just. I'm hangry, bitch. You know, you guys were kind of standing in the middle of the road. No big deal. I'm not in a hurry. I said, the sun, I didn't really see you guys very well. No blood, no foul. So he started, keeps yapping. I said, let me stop you right there, man. I said, I apologize all I'm going to. And Melissa said something. And he said, oh, and I don't need anything from the peanut gallery. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no. I would have hopped my ass out of that car so fast. Your head would have spun. I would. Under normal conditions, I would have jumped out and beat his ass until the cops got there. And his baby mama was his sister who was fucking mouthy cunt. If I were your wife, Melissa, you would have literally had to reach over and grab my arm to keep me from jumping over the fucking hood. I'm surprised fucking Melissa didn't fucking throw a punch at my motherfucker. No, it just wasn't worth the jail time. So I went and parked, and I parked far away. Because what I didn't want them to do is as we walked in the restaurant, let's just let it go because this is it. It's over. We don't want to change anybody's life because I'm very, very comfortable. Jake, as you know, I'm very comfortable with violence. And I'm not afraid of jail. I just didn't want to do anything. I mean, I'm a little afraid of jail, but also not afraid of violence. In front of this child, you

11:29 know, in front of this man's child, I'm assuming it was his kid. I just, to me, beating somebody's ass in front of their kid, to me, is not the cool move. But it teaches those kids not to mouth off. No, it doesn't. What it teaches them is it teaches them it's okay. So what was their point of standing in a way? They were talking. So talk on a fucking sidewalk. Exactly. Yeah. So I went and parked over there and I was like, listen. Let's just walk around this way. Then I was like, you know what? No, I started be lining it towards the vehicle. And then I think when I passed him, the guy saw my military shit on the back. And as I was be lining it towards the vehicle, they were in a hurry to get the fuck out. now they're in a fucking hurry. Yeah. Yeah. Then I noticed on his license plate was a gold star family license plate. So I was like, what's that? Gold star means you had a family member, immediate family member that was killed in battle.

12:19 So I was just like, okay. That's not an excuse to stand in the fucking road. But here's the thing. I sit here before you today to tell this story. And I do so for a reason. Number one, it could have taken a couple of different routes. You know, I could have beat his ass. And as soon as I got out and fucking pimp slapped him, baby mama was going to jump in the middle of that. And then I was going to have to beat her ass. Yeah. And now I got a two -year -old walking around the parking lot with no parents that are both fucking. parents are just laid out which i that there's no be like here come take a nap with mom and dad yeah it's no good ending to that so i gotta punch the kid in the face and i'm not gonna do that i gotta knock the kid out he's like inevitably you just gotta knock the whole family out but here's the thing mama said knock you out i tell i tell you that story to tell you this one if you're angry at the world if you're a fucking angry midget you need to mind your fucking business because i'm a let me tell you this yeah there are people like me everywhere we're nice people until we're not and i am like i said i am very comfortable with violence and this guy had no idea what he was potentially walking into oh no trust me he was about two inches away i'm not a violent person i'm just very comfortable with it because my i had a past life he wasn't doing anything but talking it would have taken about one little smart ass punch to the you know the mirror in my truck or something like that and i would have probably been in prison right now but at the end of the day that's just walk away most normal

13:50 people including myself it would have been like hey you know what No worries, man. Don't sweat it, brother. I get it. No worries. And then that would have been the end of that. But he kept yapping. And then as they were driving away, they were about 50 meters away, going out of the parking lot. His fucking baby mama, whatever the fuck she is, rolls the window down and fucking whips out, You hillbilly bitch!