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Jan. 20, 2026

The XMXperience Trailer

It started with an idea. Actually… a few ideas. One of them involved politics. That one didn’t make it very far—mostly because Don and Jake wanted to remain friends. Around the same time, Jake and Sammie were having a different kind of conversation: Everyday life. The moments—big and small—that make you stop and ask the same question over and over again: What the fuck? That question became the foundation. Jake pitched it to Don. Just real conversations, honest reactions, and different generat...
Dec. 30, 2025

Best of The Current Chaos (So Far)

🎄 Season Three Holiday Special: Best of the Chaos (So Far) 🎄 While Sammie, Jake, and Don take a much-needed break for the holidays, we didn’t want to leave you hanging—so we stitched together a Best Of Season Three episode packed with the pure, unfiltered chaos you’ve come to expect from What The Fuck. From unhinged stories and accidental therapy sessions to moments that made us question humanity (and sobriety), this is a highlight reel of the madness so far. Consider this our holiday gift to ...
Dec. 24, 2025

What The Christmas?

What The Christmas? 🎄🎙️ It’s the holidays, and somehow we made it… together. In this special What The Christmas?episode, Sammie, Jake, and Don hit pause on the chaos, the absurdity, and the everyday “what the fuck” moments to do something a little different—say thank you. This episode is all about gratitude. Gratitude for the listeners who found us, stuck with us, shared us, laughed with us, and made our very first year of this podcast possible. From the bottom of our slightly inappropriate he...
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Dec. 16, 2025

Fish & Chips

🎙️ What The Fuck – Episode 6: Fish and Chips Just when you think you’ve heard it all… nope. Not even close. Sammie kicks off this episode with a neighborly tale that immediately raises the question: who let these kids become feral? Full-blown chaos erupts when her neighbor’s kids start flinging fire ants at each other. Spoiler alert: we still don't know the Whole story. Next, Don takes us on a Thanksgiving road trip from Florida to Louisiana, where questionable driving isn’t just a behavior—it...
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Dec. 9, 2025

Hillbilly B****

🎙️ WHAT THE F***, Season 3, Episode 5: “Hillbilly B**** The episode where your three favorite degenerates decide it’s a great idea to record… under the influence. What could possibly go wrong? Welcome back to another chaotic, unfiltered, absolutely unnecessary ride with Don, Jake, and Sammie as they stumble—literally and verbally—through a night of intoxicated storytelling, questionable decision-making, and pure “what the actual fuck” moments. This episode earns its title early, and trust us… it...
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Dec. 2, 2025

6 7 Motherf*****

This week’s episode of What The Fuck hits chaotic family-edition levels when Jake brings his daughter Tanya Rose onto the show—and the madness begins immediately. Tanya walks in, takes one look at Jake’s “Only Dads” T-shirt (a gift from Dave back in the They Call Her Domino episode), and expresses her opinion...in classic WTF fashion. Tanya wastes zero time dropping her first WTF story, a wild encounter inside a gynecologist’s office that leaves Jake, Sammie, and Don practically gagging/choking...
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Nov. 25, 2025

"No" Is A Complete F****** Sentence

This week’s episode of What The Fuck starts with a blooper reel so chaotic, so completely beyond explanation, that even we can’t tell you how it happened. Just hit play and try to keep up. From there, Jake drops us straight into the madness with a real-life WTF Walmart moment — a head-on collision inside the store that leaves everyone wondering how people like this operate heavy machinery… or shopping carts. Then Don jumps in with a story forged in the fiery pits of entitlement: a full-blown f...
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Nov. 18, 2025

Chuckin' Chairs At Chief's

Buckle up, because this week’s episode of What The Fuck proves that reality doesn’t need writers — real life provides all the chaos we can handle. Jake, Sammie, and Don dive straight into a three-course meal of mayhem featuring celebrity meltdowns, parenting plot twists, and good old-fashioned idiot drivers. Jake kicks things off with the unforgettable, absolutely bonkers arrest footage of Morgan Wallen’s chair-throwing incident at Chiefs on Broadway in Nashville. We break down every wild detai...
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Nov. 11, 2025

Ingesting Sports Talk

Season 3 of What The Fuck kicks off with new chaos and plenty of laughs! Jake shares how he got his first sugar daddy DM on TikTok, Don ranks his Top 3 Worst Drivers of the Week based on license plates,,and Sammie hits the lottery when she gets in trouble at work. Buckle up — this one’s pure WTF energy!
Nov. 10, 2025

We're Baaaaaaaaaack

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water. Season 3, Episode 1 drops tomorrow, November 11, 6AM ET. Be there or be left out, or something...
Sept. 6, 2025

Season 2 Blooper Reel

You’ve heard the polished episodes, but now it’s time for the chaos we couldn’t keep. In this special blooper reel, we’re serving up every off-script disaster, uncontrollable laugh fit, and “did-that-really-just-happen?” moment from Season 2. From hosts forgetting their own intros, to co-hosts spiraling into inside jokes that went way too far, to guests dropping one-liners that made us choke on our drinks, to barking dogs—we’ve got it all. Technical fails, tongue-twisters, unplanned rants, and ...
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Aug. 23, 2025

Road Rage Inside WalMart

Season 2 of What The Fuck goes out with pure chaos. First, it’s the Great AC Saga - Jake’s and Don’s both give out like they planned it, and we swap repair horror stories. Then Sam raises the stakes with a wild double feature: her mom gets caught in a hit-and-run, and that same weekend Sam nearly wrecks her ankle delivering groceries into a yard that belongs in Caddyshack. Jake breaks down the behind-the-scenes of that almost-viral Walmart road rage TikTok, and we close things out where all tru...
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July 23, 2025

The Occasional Penis

Jake is hot—literally. With no central AC and summer in full swing, he's recording this episode in a sweat-soaked rage, and things only get weirder from there. This week, the gang dives into one of those “how did we even get here?” conversations. From unexpected nudity in movies and TV (yes, including the mystery of penis stunt doubles) to the evolving standards of what counts as gratuitous on-screen exposure—nothing is off-limits. Then, in a more serious turn, Don leads a thoughtful discussio...
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July 9, 2025

Maybe I Should Do Xanax More Often

Jake hits the record button fresh off a VA hospital visit, still floating on the afterglow of a Xanax-fueled MRI—and somehow still manages to inhale a Baconator mid-show. The crew kicks things off with some 4th of July chaos, throws around ideas for doing more short videos, and roasts each other with zero mercy (as usual). Jake might become an extra in a FanDuel commercial, which of course leads to us completely derailing. And we wrap things up with a story about a woman who drove her car too de...
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July 2, 2025

The 4th Hole

Buckle up, because this one’s a flaming dumpster on roller skates. Jake drags one of his wild-ass Texas friends onto the show and the vibes go off the rails immediately. JaeJae hijacks the mic with her sad, sweaty, rage-filled tales from the frontlines of menopause—she’s hot, she’s pissed, and nobody’s safe. Then the crew wades into the swamp of arguing with stupid people (pro tip: don’t bother), but it’s JaeJae’s Amazon return story that really sends this episode off a cliff. One minute it’s a...
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June 26, 2025

Hit Us With It, Don

Don’s back from his Alaskan cruise and let’s just say his beef with a certain airline is fully cooked—he’s naming names and he’s not holding back. Meanwhile, Sammie's returned from Virginia and she’s on a mission: finding the sweet spot in her microdosing journey without accidentally tripping balls. And then there’s Jake, who drops a white rice story so insane, so absolutely Not chicken-fried, you’ll never look at a grain of rice the same way again. It’s chaos. It’s hilarious. It’s What The Fuc...
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June 17, 2025

Best Of the Chaos (So Far)

While Don’s off chasing glaciers in Alaska, Sammie’s deep in mom-mode, and Jake’s still locked in mortal combat with the VA, we’re hitting pause this week—but not without leaving you something to laugh about. This special summer break episode is a no-filter recap of some of our funniest, weirdest, and most ridiculous moments so far from Season 2. From off-the-rails tangents to accidental brilliance, we’re serving up the highlights that had you laughing out loud (or texting us concerned). The ga...
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June 10, 2025

A Bad Joke By God

Jake, Sammie, and The Don are back to ask life’s most pressing question: What the fuck? This week, the trio unpacks the legend of Valerie the Dachshund and her wild adventures Down Under—yes, an actual sausage dog on a mission. Then it’s off the rails (as usual) as The Don reveals he’s being sued by his HOA for reasons that may or may not involve a decorative flamingo. From there, it’s a whirlwind of everyday chaos, from accounting faux pas...botched bills from lawn care bros, rental companies,...
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June 3, 2025

Just A Sweet Butt

In this week's episode, Jake, Sammie, and the Don go full throttle on biker culture - from the meaning of "sweet butt" to the wild world of fish grips. We talk about the chaos of forgetting meds (happy pills), Jake's OCD tendencies, and somehow land the plane with a heartfelt reading of In Flanders Fields in honor of Memorial Day. It's bikes, banter, and a dose of respect for those who gave all.
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May 27, 2025

I'm Your Huckleberry

In this episode of WTF, Jake, Sammie, and the Don round up a wild mix of WTF moments - the kind that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. They kick things off with some positive WTFs for a change (yes, they exist), before diving into the chaos of comedy club hecklers and Jake's eternal stuggle of ordering food with no raw onions. Big news out of Ireland: Taco Bell has finally landed. The crew debates whether this is a culinary win or a late-arriving food crime. Then they steer into ...
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May 20, 2025

Strippers, Cocaine, & Parties

This week on What The F*** , I sit down with my mentor Robb-former head of the Audio Department at the Art Institute of Nashville-for a candid conversation about music, madness, and everything in between. We get into his time archiving Warner Brothers cartoon sound effects, the Wilhelm scream, and what it was like touring as a drummer with Bobby Goldsboro. He tells stories about bumping into celebrities, having his music stolen, and I confess some sins of late-night studio chaos that only hap...
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May 13, 2025

S*** In Your Grits

Buckle the hell up, because this week's episode is a full-throttle rantfest about everything wrong on the road. We're talking bad driving, bad decisions, and the barely-functioning circus of chaos that is modern traffic. We kick things off with a woman calling AAA for a flat tire...that the cops caused during a high speed chase...chasing Her, in a real-life Fast & Furious meets Jerry Springer scenario. From there, we tally up roadkill points (RIP birds and turtles), dissect left-lane lo...
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May 6, 2025

The Flight Of The Swirling Yack

In this episode, we're covering the wild ride that is colonoscopy scheduling, prep, and the day-of-yes, it's as fun as it sounds. Then we run into a childhood friend's daughter at a strip club, watch a customer refuse to give up her place in the DMV line, and somehow manage to talk about puking in not one, but two helicopters. If you've ever questioned how your week spiraled out of control, this one's for you.
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April 29, 2025

Your Stupid Is Showing

This week on What The F*** , we're joined by Melinda, a cabin rental owner in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, who's got WTF stories you won't believe (but sadly, they're all true). Guests breaking heavy log beds and dining tables? Check. Toilets smashed with pool balls? You bet. Moms renting cabins just so their teenage sons can throw beer-on-the-ceiling destruction parties? Of course. Guests casually leaving loaded guns behind? That too. People complaining about dryer lint behind the dr...