It's A Unit Of Measure

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right at like tit level for me.

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It's so big.

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I have five, six for reference.

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Did you just say tit level?

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I did.

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It's a unit of measure.

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Tit level.

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Tit level.

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I'm going to giggle at that for the rest of the day.

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Thank you, Samantha.

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You're welcome.

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We want to have a job sometimes or not.

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He didn't say blow job.

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Listen, I'll take what I can get at this point.

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Job's a job, man.

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20 bucks is 20 bucks.

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So are you going to survive over there?

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That's what you get for smoking that f**king skunk away, girlfriend.

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Stop f**king with that cheap s**t.

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Remember, I'm the f**king guy that still has a job at a**.

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Rude a**.

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Well, that explains his f**king attitude then.

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City of brotherly f**king love my a**.

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Hookers and blow and all, whatever.

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I didn't do that.

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The hooker part I did.

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That was fun.

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Oh s**t.

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That was fun.

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Come on in and lay down on my couch and tell Jake what you're doing.

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I'm Jake Jacobs and you're listening to What the F**k.

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Welcome to Sunday Therapy with Samantha, Don and Jake.

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Don, have you ever seen the show Supernatural?

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Do you know what we're speaking of?

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I do not think so.

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It's a fictional show and it's these two brothers and they hunt demons and ghosts.

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And it's their family legacy.

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Spooky Spookies of the Night.

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This show is written with a lot of sarcasm, with a lot of humor and some really cool

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f**king rock music, classic rock.

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The entire playlist for all, what, 16, 17 seasons is so good.

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Like their main theme song is Kansas.

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Yeah, Carry On Wayward Son.

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Oh s**t.

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And that's where I'm going with this.

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This is a What the F**k.

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Anyone who has watched this show knows that the season finale, you're going to hear

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Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas, right?

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Unless you're currently watching it on Netflix right now, because whoever the

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stupid mother f**ker was that did the licensing for the music for the show when it first

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aired, it didn't carry over to streaming.

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So none of that f**king music is in the episodes now as it streams.

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Oh no.

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Like that was a thing.

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The season finale, you're going to hear and not just a snippet of it, the whole

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f**king song.

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Like I remember watching it early on.

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It was like an early season.

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It was like season two.

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I'd never seen it before.

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And I'm watching this and you see this bad ass car.

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He calls baby.

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It's a black Chevelle or I don't know what kind of car it is.

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And the first thing you hear is Back in Black by ACDC.

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I'm like, what the f**k is this?

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But if you watch it now, if you've never seen it before, you wouldn't know that

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because the music licensing is gone.

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Yeah.

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Music is my spirituality.

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So I decided it would be a great f**king idea to f**k with that and go to audio

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engineering school where you learn how to record a band and you learn how to produce

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a song or an album.

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And going into that blindly, well, not blindly, I mean, I kind of had an idea.

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But when you're the producer, when you're making that piece of music, you hear that

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song so many times laid back that by the time you're done with it, you literally

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just have to divorce yourself from it.

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Like if I never hear that f**king song again, it will be too soon.

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So in the old days, when we listen to those good records, right, a lot of those

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were done as a performance.

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They didn't have the capability to multitrack like we do today.

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So pretty much they recorded as a band.

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It was a vibe.

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It was a feeling.

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And that's what you're hearing these days.

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You record the drums first or you record the bass first.

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Right.

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And it's layered.

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Like it's rare that the whole band is ever in there all at the same time to make

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the record.

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Right.

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And then when you start going through and editing it and tuning the vocal, and it's

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a process that by the time you're done with it, I don't want to hear that f**king

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song again for as long as I live.

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You can move and manipulate things and timing, tempo, timing,

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tempo, you know, a certain amount of vocal tuning in the mix.

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You know, when somebody doesn't quite reach, you know, when they, when they

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reach an H instead of a G.

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By the time it's ready for the vocal, that singer will go into the studio.

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They'll put their headphones on.

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They'll get warmed up, do whatever they got to do.

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They'll sing the song once.

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They'll sing it twice.

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They'll sing it a third time after that third time, unless they f**ked something

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up in any part of those songs where they.

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It splints all three of those together.

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So then they'll tell the singer, okay, you're good.

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You can go home.

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We're done.

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Then the engineer, me, will go through each of those three takes and because

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everything is done on a grid, we can cut and paste and get one perfect

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take out of those three takes.

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So the singer can be like, oh, I can do it again.

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I just give me one more take that they're like, no, in Nashville, time is money.

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Three takes, you're out.

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And unless you f**k up the same exact spot in the song three times, but

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normally most people don't do that.

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All right.

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So I've got a crazy what the f**k for this week.

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Nice.

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Oh, here we go.

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All right, so last week when I came in to record with you gentlemen, it was.

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Hey, hey, hey, what's up?

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What's up with the name calling?

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This hurts my feelings.

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You're ridiculous.

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I came into the recording session with something that at the time I did not

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know was going to be a what the f**k moment the night before I'd gone to

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bed, which I have cameras up all over my house, like security and stuff like that.

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There's one in my office, one in my bedroom, one in my living room,

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kitchen, and on my doorbell.

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The last time that my cameras triggered that night before was at 11 56, when I

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walked out of the bathroom to go into my room to go to bed for the night and did

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not trigger again until seven o'clock that morning when I got up and I checked

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the cameras that night and saw that what was there was not there at the time.

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I had woken up in the way that my house is built.

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There's my bedroom and the office I go into as a Jack and Jill

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bedroom kind of situation.

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I just made one of them an office.

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So where the doors meet on the Jack and Jill, there's like a little area

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before you get into the hallway.

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There was a white trash bag full of clothes that was ripped open sitting

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directly in my path of being able to walk anywhere.

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And initially I had thought, oh, my daughter must've found this bag of

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clothes stuck it here and just was like gonna say something about it in the

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morning when we both woke up, didn't think anything of it, moved it off to

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the side, whatever.

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I go talk to her after she wakes up and I'm like, Hey, did you find a bag of

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my clothes or something?

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Like I hadn't looked in the bag to see what was in the bag yet.

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I knew it was clothes, but I didn't know what clothes it was.

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She's like, no, what are you talking about?

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And I'm like, what do you mean?

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What are you talking about where they were located?

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I would have had to have trip over them to get past them.

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Like it wasn't off to the side.

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Like it was in the direct path of me leaving my room in any direction.

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I may be an ADHD clutter monster, but I know what I have and where things are.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So then I finally grabbed the bag and opened it up and started looking through

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it and I'm like, these are not my clothes.

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These are not my clothes.

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And I know they're not hers, but most of them are like workout clothes.

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And I'm like, this is weird.

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And then I started looking and pull out one shirt from some company called

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like simply comfort and it has Virginia on it.

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And I'm like, okay, that's super fucking weird.

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And then I pull out another shirt and it says topsell Island on it.

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And I'm like, I know I've never bought this from like a tourist trap.

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Like this is top sale Island.

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Yeah.

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Which is right by me.

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Okay.

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There's no hole in my ceiling, nothing.

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Cause there is an attic and I'm like, where the fuck did this come from?

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I go to check my cameras.

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I see nothing on my cameras bag was not there when I walked into my room that

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night, but it was there when I woke up and walked into the office to get set up

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for recording come to find out my neighbor.

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I called her later that day after we had the realization that this didn't belong

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to either one of us and neither one of us put it there.

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And I said, Hey girl, can you check your camera on the front of your house on

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your ring doorbell to see if there was any movement in our front yards?

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Just out of curiosity.

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And she was like, yeah, sure.

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Is everything okay?

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Are you guys okay?

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What's going on?

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And I was like, I'll tell you in a second, just nothing bad.

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Like it's we're, we're okay.

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We're fine.

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She checked.

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She goes, no, there's, I don't see any movement.

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There's nothing here.

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And I said, okay, have you all, or the neighbors that have lived here before me

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ever had any weird paranormal activity going on over here?

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And she was like, Oh yeah, girl.

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All the time.

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And I was like, what the fuck?

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Why wouldn't you warn me?

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And she was like, Oh, she's like, cause it hasn't happened in a while.

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So I hadn't thought about it.

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She's like, my husband and I like, we'll hear a man and a woman talking all the

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time in our front room and people that have lived there before you've said that

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they've heard and seen stuff too.

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And I was like, great, great, great, great, great.

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So cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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I was like, so what?

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She's like, what is going on?

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I was like, okay.

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And then I just explained to her the whole situation.

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She was like, we think it's the old couple that used to live there because

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they lived there for like 50 years.

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They were in their nineties when they passed away and their sleep and

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everything like that.

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So like, we think it's just them because it's never been anything malicious.

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It's not like they're fighting.

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It's, it's just them having a conversation.

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It's never been anything malicious than anybody's experience.

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It's always just been either they don't really want to scare you or they don't

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know how this whole haunting thing works.

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They just leave a bag of clothes.

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Right.

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Yeah.

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So, cause a couple of months ago, we'd had like a thing where like my daughter

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came into my room and was like, mom, it feels like somebody just like pushed my

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hair back and then like right after that, I, I heard the sound of a large heavy

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box hit the ground in the house, but there was no large heavy box that hit the

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ground.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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And so we staged the house at the time.

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So then this happened again.

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And I'm like, okay, you know, based on what she said and what we've experienced,

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only conclusion I can come to is that because my life has changed new year, new

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mean, new job, new, new, everything.

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These ghosts are looking at me as like a granddaughter figure and are like,

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girl, we see you doing things here.

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Here's some workout clothes.

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We want the best for you, girl.

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Get out there, work that booty.

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I got motivational ghosts now.

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So paranormal advice.

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Yeah.

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So let me ask you this.

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Is the bag of clothes still there?

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I took all the clothes out and I washed them all.

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And so they fit you.

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Most of them do fit me.

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Yeah.

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Cause here's a question I've always had, and I'm a big fan of paranormal activity.

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I believe in that stuff.

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And this is my first time experiencing it.

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This is crazy.

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Yeah.

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I've got some experiences in my life that are un fucking explainable.

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You know, it's always been ghost had been associated with this white, like

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white sheet, right?

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So it's like, why don't they just leave you a bag of white sheets with the eyes

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cut out so you can, you know, in a white bag, that would really be stone cold

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tripping.

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Yeah.

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My dad goes, did you maybe get it from somewhere?

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I was like, dad, I would have tripped cameras moving around the house.

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I was like, even if somebody were living in my attic, they would have tripped

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cameras because the way that my office camera is facing it is directly into the

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little hallway where the access point is for the attic.

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So if somebody were be pooping in and out of my attic, it would have triggered a

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camera.

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So I'm like, no, he's like, well, what about like the woman who helped you

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like find the house and rent the house?

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Like, could she have possibly like had a key and gotten in?

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I said, no, she was not my realtor.

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She was just a nice woman who happened to like hear the plight of a single

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parent looking for a house frantically and helped me out.

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She wasn't like my realtor per se.

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And I was like, and no, I was again, she would have tripped at least three

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different cameras getting to the point of where this bag was.

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Do all those cameras also record audio?

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Yes.

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See the audio engineer in me would pull up that footage and listen to see if I

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could hear shit.

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Supposedly they leave the prints behind on digital audio that are easy to spot.

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I know.

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And so, you know, Melissa and I bought this house in St. Augustine.

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It's like fucking Fort Knox here.

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We've got cameras.

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I mean, a full on mac dadified camera system.

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I didn't put the shit in because I ain't that afraid of anybody, but whoever the

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owners of the house prior to us, apparently they were.

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So I've got nine cameras.

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And these are, these are fucking a night vision, the whole gig.

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I mean, I've got a big giant monitor with eight cameras on there.

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And then I have a ninth camera that goes around to all my echo dots, my Alexa.

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So I've got the screens on all of them.

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Oh, remind me to never try to break into your fucking house.

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Don never don't do that.

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And then we have no surprise parties for Don.

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No, there'll be no surprises for me.

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But the thing is I don't look at the video.

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I mean, I see it on there live.

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There's a DVR that records all this shit.

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I don't know how to use any of it, but I will watch it.

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I walk around the house, you know, with my garbage hanging out.

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I don't give a fuck.

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It's my house.

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And I'm wondering if the people that owned it before have it going into their phone.

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And so every night they see it.

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They're like, oh, Don's got a schlong out.

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There's a YouTube channel right now called The Don.

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The Don live and in your face.

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And it's probably viral right now.

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I hope it is.

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Are you drinking death water?

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I am drinking liquid death, specifically dead, dead billionaire, which came out

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right after the Titan submersible explosion.

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Nice.

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I like that.

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That's good because there's a certain amount of stupidity that needs to be

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punishable by death and publicly displayed.

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Yeah, liquid death has no chill and it's fantastic.

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I mean, that was that was definitely one of them.

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That was insane.

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The one thing money does not exempt your ass from is stupidity.

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Crushed by the by the ocean.

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So so the the saga continues and a largely what the fuck.

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Oh, really? And I love we got to hear this.

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It's so good.

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You know, we talked a few weeks ago about some acquisitions for made some at the

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corporate level, some people bought some shits, people sold some shit.

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People got fired.

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People got fired.

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People got fucking high.

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Anyway, this guy fired another manager, one of the nicest fucking guys you ever

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want to meet. He run a lot of business up and down the coast and was losing a lot

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of business, but but it wasn't his fault.

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This guy is just a genuine article, just sweet hearted guy.

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As it turned out that, you know, we're losing that business because of pricing

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and lack of leadership from the top.

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This was pre done.

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And you were hired to provide.

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Yeah, I mean, I was the number two guy in the company.

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So I start getting calls Friday from one of the sales directors.

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Just past Friday, like two days.

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Friday, like fucking two days ago.

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They fired this guy.

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He calls me and it's like all the other folks that were the clients out there that

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this one manager had built up all these relationships with, some of which he has

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known since high school, they're all pulling the fucking plug on this company

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and going to him and so on.

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And then it just got fucking weirder from there.

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I get a phone call from one of the former company presidents.

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He calls me.

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Hey, dude, I've never met this guy in my life.

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So I got all these people calling me, but I wasn't a good fit for the company.

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So but in three months time, I garnished enough respect to have all these fucking

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people calling me going, yeah, we're out of here.

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This is dumb.

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This guy's going to tank this fucking company.

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And just because he thinks he's Mr.

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Cool guy, you just don't treat people like shit.

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And then expect Carmen to come fucking kick your ass on the episode where we were.

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You got your 90 day review.

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Samantha said it's hard to save a ship that's actively sinking.

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And at that point, Don responded with it is actively sinking.

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So now is it still sinking or is it partially submerged?

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Oh, God damn, dude, it's I'm pretty sure the people that were working so hard to

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bail the water out of it are now reaching out and bailing it into the hole.

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Let's think this bitch faster.

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It's oh, oh, shit.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, it's it's it's turned around.

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It's like, listen, man, you can't just go firing fucking people.

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So let me ask you this.

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When you were hired on initially, prior to you being hired on initially,

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was there another wave of firings that precipitated you being so does he do this

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like every 90 days or something?

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No, no, no.

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This is not something that takes place.

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I mean, people come and go and come.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But no, I was hired on because CEOs have a lot on their plate.

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In this case, he was doing the CEO job.

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He was doing all this shit.

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He's an accountant.

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He's got a good track record of making money.

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Well, he's in over his fucking head because he doesn't know what he's doing here.

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Thinks he does.

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That's the problem.

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Thinks he knows he's doing.

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He fucking doesn't.

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And he treats people like commodities.

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And we're not commodities.

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And some of us are smarter than the average bear.

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And he doesn't realize that he had surrounded himself by a really sharp team.

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They just didn't operate like him.

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So they won't.

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Yeah, the motherfucker is going to learn.

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I assure you.

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And I hope he listens to that company potentially has to liquidate.

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Yeah, I'm sure.

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I don't think it's going to put the whole company out of business.

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I certainly don't wish for that.

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I don't give a shit about this guy.

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He can go fuck himself.

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And he's going to be fine.

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He's got plenty of money.

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I assure you.

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The picture I get painted.

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I don't know the guy.

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He's a Duke grad.

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He ran his family business for a long time.

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He probably grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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I don't know the answer to that.

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Really don't care.

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That's just the picture I get painted.

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Definitely narcissistic prick.

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And he's a micromanager.

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He does everything's got to be done his way.

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But anyway, it's kind of funny.

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And my phone started ringing off the hook and I was just kind of gig.

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I was like, wow, I was in this company three months.

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They're running a bad business and it's about to come back and buy them in the ass.

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And I don't even they don't see it coming.

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I mean, it's probably already starting to.

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And they're just not paying attention.

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It's going to.

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I assure you.

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And it's going to it's going to start happening real fast in the next 30 days.

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I can't wait to report on that.

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In any case, when you run a business like this, too, you got to really give a shit

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about the people working there.

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Yeah.

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So what this guy's done is just amazing to me.

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Just unprofessional.

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Thinks he has it on lockdown and the fucking customers don't like him.

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So, yeah, he didn't.

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He has no idea.

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So that was a pretty interesting what the fuck for this week.

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But it made me giggle a lot, Samantha.

440
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I bet.

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Be like, ah, vindication.

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Yeah, kind of.